This is all Leah's Fault!

Leah Fulton tagged me--the hirsute weasel! And since it is either very late, or very early--depending on your perspective--I shall consider her responsible for anything atrocious that I may say...

Two Names I Go By:

1. Mommy - said by someone who either needs me to help build a detailed project using only toothpicks, fruit snacks and a strand of my hair, or by someone who is poopy.

2. Goldilocks - said by people who love me. (If they're mad, I'm "Angela!")

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

1. It's bedtime; I plead the fifth. :)

2. See #1.

Two of Your Favorite Things to Do:

1. Relax with my family.

2. Laugh.

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:

1. Sleep. It's 12:30 AM, we've had two bad nights with Kent and I feel like roadkill.

2. It's 12:30 AM - see #1.

Two pets You Had/Have:

1. Brownie - a gigantic mutt who was actually half wolf and half German Shepherd. He was a terrific guard dog who used to chase strangers and well,...Grandma, but he would let me ride him all around the farm.

2. An assortment of disgusting cats that were the beloved flea-ridden babies of my mother and my sister. I'm still in therapy over that...

Two People Who Will Fill This Out:

1. Karen will. (Because I will whine...)

2. Michelle will too. (Also because I will whine...)

Two Things You Did Last Night:

1. The 27 Fling Boogie. It's a Flylady decluttering tip: you grab a trash bag and dash through your house like a crazy woman, finding things to throw away. When you have 27 things, you may collapse.

2. Laundry. I caught a glimpse of the bottom of the hamper today. I must mark this on the calendar!

Two Things You Have Eaten Today:

1. It's 12:30 AM. I'm not hungry just yet.

2. See #1.

Two People You Last Talked To:

1. Gene - who has gone to bed. Did I mention that it's 12:30 AM?

2. Kent - who will hopefully sleep all night tonight. (Or else his mother is going to die!)

Two Things You're Doing Tomorrow:

1. At this point, tomorrow is Sunday. I'll be playing the piano in Junior Church. It will not be pretty, but that's typical of my piano playing. The bench cheers when I get up!

2. Hopefully, taking a nap! (At this rate, it might be during worship service...)

What Were Your Longest Car Rides:

1. UBC Choir tour, circa 1995 or 1996. That was the year we all got sick, people were throwing up on the bus and I nearly passed out on the platform at the end of a service. That was also the year that the entire choir was briefly detained at the Canadian border because of a problem with my INS paperwork!

2. Anywhere with my Dad, who drives like a snail and has to stop 400 times an hour. (Hi there, Dad!)

Two Favorite Holidays:

1. Christmas. I was just thinking about what I'll do with all the trees this year. :)

2. 4th of July. Yeah, I know; I'm Canadian, but I'm turning into a perfectly sappy Yankee these days.

Two Favorite Beverages:

1. Coffee. Jesus is the reason I live, but coffee is the reason I get up in the morning.

2. Water - it balances out the coffee so that I don't turn into a raisin.

What Did You Do Today:

1. Typed and folded the programs for the FCA Spring Program. Learned later that several children's names were left off. Am willing to wager that I will be blamed for it! :) (Gasp - does this mean they'll take my whopping salary away?)

2. Worked at the MGM office, did 5 loads of laundry, mopped the kitchen and bathrooms, ran the dishwasher, vacuumed the entire downstairs, rocked a crabby little boy with a double ear infection and posted this gigantic book on blogger all because Leah Fulton tagged me!